Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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