U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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