Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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