i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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