There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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