Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
