i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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