how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
