I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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