do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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