you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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