drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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