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  And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.

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• (818): View more from California

  Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!

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• (727): View more from Florida

  if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.

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  Lol welcome to greek life

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail

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• (213): View more from California

  How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night

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• (347): View more from New York

  we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I'm the Oprah of jello shots

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