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• (313): View more from Michigan

  My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  orgasmnado...tomorrow night

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  That's what I'm talking about

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  what's your room number? I've never been there sober...

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"

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• (518): View more from New York

  What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.

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• (716): View more from New York

  But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.

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