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(847): View more from Illinois

You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear

(1-847): View more from Illinois

Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat

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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.

(1-828): View more from North Carolina

Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.

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(478): View more from Georgia

I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.

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(805): View more from California

The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.

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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.

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(520): View more from Arizona

This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees

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