Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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