It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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