Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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