When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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