Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
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i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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