He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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