Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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