It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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