D3 body, D1 cock
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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