I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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