I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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