btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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