And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize