plz talk dirty to me
tell your sister to shave her snatch
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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