new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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