So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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