whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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