Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Randomize
