If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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