dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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