are you still at the devil's house?
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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