Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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