Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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