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First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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