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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister

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  i hate you

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?

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• (310): View more from California

  Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  COCAINE IS GR8

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