You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Drake has all the answers
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another