carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?