I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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