i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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