Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
