so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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