did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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