I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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