ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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