Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
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so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Don't EVER smell your tampon
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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