Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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