Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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