i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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