she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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