so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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