He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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