WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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