This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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