So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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