This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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